Tell That to the Jury

This morning Emma and Delaney were driving each other and me crazy. At some point Emma was in the kitchen pouring her cereal and then I heard Delaney crying that Emma had hurt her. I was beyond irritated.

I went in to help Delaney and began to grill Emma on what happened, what exactly had she done to Delaney. She was being vague and working on her breakfast. I kept pushing, frustrated, until she said, "I am just one person. I can't stir my cereal and tell the truth at the same time."

She kills me. Talk about defusing the situation!